should’ve tried entering Wales instead

Isn’t that Franz Schubert’s The Trout?

Fundamentally, rules regarding sex derive from biological characteristics on one hand and rules regarding social interaction on the other. The joke here is treating them like a video game, where the lead designer can decide to add or remove gameplay features if they think it will make the game better (or make them more money). Thus, this complex construct, one that society has been refining over millennia of shifting priorities while our understanding of the human mind is evolving, is reduced to the whims of one person.

Naming Jacob Batalon the “CEO of Sex” (equivalent to the lead designer role in this “sex as a video game” construct) adds another level to it, as one’s initial expectation for someone with that title is a classically handsome man, which Jacob Batalon – his other qualities notwithstanding – is most certainly not, and never claimed to be.

I can’t make you find it funny, but I hope it makes sense why some of us do…?

How the hell could they even make a final cut when they didn’t have razors?

“Absurd! We don’t even have computers!”

I’ve heard the following rule of thumb:

Your bank has an existing customer relationship with you, so they have more of an incentive to make you a good deal on currency conversion, lest you pack up and leave.

The ATM operator’s relationship with you is literally transactional. They don’t give a crap who you are and even less of a crap once the ATM dispenses the money.

Thus, your bank is less likely to fleece you than the ATM operator, so you’re better off leaving the conversion to your bank.

that’s Sir Cum Circle to you, young man!

Found in every room of the Hilbert Hotel!

I’m sure the lyric “shit the bed again, typical” resonated with him very strongly.

Pool

Is that the Millennium Falcon?

Ah yes, the successor to U R MR GAY (Super Mario Galaxy) and YA I M R U (Super Mario Galaxy 2, read backwards)…

I guess all their cybersecurity measures were implemented by ChatGPT…

If I’m parsing that correctly, it means “you sheep’s bag”, referring to its scrotum. 😀

How much mileage do you get out of yours?

it’s not fair

I’d rather not participate in a poop-related conflict

YKK?

(ЫКК?)

almost looks like it melted a fork