NutWrench

Steve Bannon’s liver should have rebelled against him years ago, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

Didn’t that guy go on to play Doc Ock in the later, Spider-Man movies?

“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”

Damn right, I’m not helping.

Oh, you mean the name “Homeland Security” itself wasn’t a huge f*cking clue that it was a terrible idea?

“Trump has said that the United States shouldn’t have midterm elections this year because midterm voters often vote against the president’s party.”

Yeah, that’s why it’s called VOTING.

Stop voting for these incumbent “establishment Democrats.” These boring corporatists who only care about their phony baloney jobs. They have never cared about ordinary people. Vote for Democrats who want real change.

I literally bolded the part I had a problem with: “driving toward an agent.” That did NOT happen.

" Videos captured by bystanders showed Good’s vehicle driving toward an agent and turning to speed away when the officer shot into the vehicle multiple times."

No, it f*cking DOESN’T, you goddamn liar.

In a December 11 court filing, Philip Lavoie, the acting assistant special agent in charge of DHS’ Mobile, Alabama, office, stated that, “REAL ID can be unreliable to confirm U.S. citizenship.”

That’s not how the government sold Real ID to us when they created it. The whole point of Real ID was to provide an alternate way to confirm your citizenship and/or identity without requiring you to carrying your passport on you all the time.

The thing abour MAGAs is that it’s ALL money and power with them. They can’t imagine doing something good for moral or principled reasons. They’re always thinking, “How does this benefit ME? How does this make ME money?” So they get confused when others do the right thing because they can’t figure out “the angle.”

If Clinton was involved in farking underaged girls, then he needs to hang right alongside Trump. That’s something that MAGAs will never understand.

Forbes: “The stock market is doing really well.”

MAGAs: “YAY!”

Me: “The stock market has nothing to do with YOU!”

I have NEVER uninstalled “Deus Ex.”

Honestly, it’s like listening to a child, trying to lie to you. Everyone knows that a really great economy has SIX pluses!

I hope he has a stroke while he’s rage Tweeting on the toilet and goes full on Hector Salamanca: knowing everything that’s happening but trapped in a (more) useless, vegetating body.

Unless ICE is being inconvenienced in any meaningful way, there’s no “revolution” happening. I’ve got some great ideas on how to stop them permanently, but it would likely violate the forums posting rules.

In addition to having his name and the Seal of the President stitched to his goddamn shirt (as a reminder of who he is and what he does,) he’s got a sign with his name on the table as well. And the Chef’s Kiss is the “45-47” on his hat, implying that he’s been the 45th, 46th AND 47th U.S. President.

And it was a Perfect MRI. Perfect. Everyone is saying that.

Honestly, he’s like listening to a child trying to lie to you.

Being able to use my magical talking rock to talk to people on the other side of the planet.

She doesn’t expect Trump to be around much longer. Also, Vice President Couch Farker is going to need his own Vice President when that happens. She’s dialing down the crazy so she can get the VP slot.