Uh salt gets rid of ICE.

Ask for it by name. “Uh Salt”.

“We cannot believe we have to say any of this out loud," Newsom’s press office told CNN. "We cannot believe this is real life. And we truly cannot believe this man has the nuclear codes.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I mean…it’s not like the strategy is unprecedented…

The hard part is getting the people to swallow your bullshit. Trump is exceptionally good at that. Or at least he was. Some of his followers, at least, are starting to vomit up his twice-semi-digested excrement.

Is this the same Georgia where, after the 2020 election, Trump pressured secretary of state Brad Raffensperger to “find 11,780 votes” in order for him to win the election?

If he finds those votes, does it mean he won in 2020?

Does that mean, ipso facto, he was ineligible to run for president in 2024, and thus Harris wins by default?

Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime…so I shitpost on company time.

Did they ever stop for a second to think that maybe…just maybe…they’re the baddies?

Like, seriously…history hasn’t judged people like them as being right since, like, the 1600s.

A Gebra named Al, I think. I remember reading that in class in like eighth grade.

One of the best examples of how it’s expensive to be poor.

We got a BJs (regional wholesale club) membership around the time our first was born. It was worth it just for diapers and wipes. Hell, when he was on formula, a giant jar at BJs cost the same as a medium jar at the supermarket.

A lot of things were like this, but the best examples were the ones that take up the most space and either get used (comparatively) slowly or go bad relatively quickly. Like paper goods. Frozen anything. Fresh meat, produce, dairy.

But if you don’t have the space to store that stuff (and especially to stock up when there are coupons/sales), you’re missing out.

I’m thinking of buying a chest freezer just so I have a bunch of frozen pizzas on hand so we have no excuse to order delivery when we get home too tired to cook. On that use case alone, the freezer would probably pay for itself by 6 months, including electricity.

Can’t do that if you’ve got a 600sqft studio.

Sometimes one big purchase might be worth it to get a membership for. Like tires. How much you’d save on a set of tires would be less than the cost of a first-year membership, especially if you got a Groupon. But if you don’t have the space to store wholesale goods, it’s probably not even on your radar.

That happened to me on vacation, and why I was a member of the Houston Museum of Natural History (I think that’s what it was called), despite only being there one time and living like 1200mi away. For my family of four to go and park, tour the museum, see a planetarium show, etc, it was cheaper to become a member, even if we’d never be coming back during its term.

Is she…staring directly at the X-ray itself?

Like, I don’t pretend to understand how X-rays work. I know they emit a wavelength of light that goes through soft tissue like nothing.

And I know normally, nowadays (or at least before digital came around), there would be a piece of x-ray sensitive film on one side of the object, and a bulb that shone x-ray onto it, which would then be developed (i think in a process sort of similar to polaroid but I could be mistaken again).

The dentists panoramic X-ray that swung around your head like something out of a sci-fi VR movie was the coolest, imo.

But…it looks like she’s looking directly at his foot through a special lens? Does it just put some sort of filter between her and the X-ray that makes it look like a really bright flashlight through the fleshy bits between your fingers?

It really seems like an open and shut case. Like, why is this a question?

Shit, if only “some” republicans are calling for an investigation, that implies that “most” republicans think that this is totally and without question, acceptable.

That should be very, very scary, regardless of white side you’re on.

Edit: phone typed “white side” instead of “which side”. Given the context…I may keep it.

Right? Turn it off and put it away. This one’s clearly broken.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

Whose your friend who likes to play?

Realizing now that there are probably people here who were Riley’s age (11) when that movie came out (2015)…

“Dick Bong” sounds like a nickname you’d give someone you caught trying to turn a bong into a fleshlight. Or vice-versa…

I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

Their blood is only pure because their family tree has ingrown branches. Redneck fucks.

They were warned. They chose not to listen.

Windows is just a hostile OS now. The only explanation for its dominance now is mass Stockholm syndrome.

Or use a password manager and strong unique passwords everywhere. It’s really not that hard. Just disable everything built into browsers and OS and use a good third-party platform like Bitwarden.

Honestly it’s easier than remembering one weak password (and then being to change it every 3 months for your bank and every 4 months for your utilities…)

Then you can store your passkeys in Bitwarden boom they are on all devices.