Prehensile_cloaca

The boots theory of high school classmates?

“we just want someone who will take abuse for low pay.” - employers

This is awesome

So we can assume they will start with rooting out all the pedophile clergy, yes? No more “transfers” from one small town to the next set of vulnerable rubes?

The broader truth is that you can’t be Christian and be pro-Capitalist.

Once you remove Capitalism as the base, the entire “prosperity gospel” falls apart.

Needs more mirrored tunnels

Elephant circling?

Retile the entire ceiling in cats. Look at all those empty spots in your cat-rack.

The majority of white women voted for Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024.

"White women are still voting for the Republican candidate

Although women as a whole have historically voted for Democrats, white women have not. Instead, over the last 72 years, a plurality of white women have voted for the Democratic candidate only twice, in 1964 and 1996."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/06/election-trump-harris-women-voters

If the Marines want to uphold their oaths, they’ll start fighting the cops.

The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

God isn’t real. Religion is a control mechanism.

Report every child abuser and prosecute them to the fullest. Including clergy.

The lefties yearn for the reel

Cowboy faun

The government should have been taxing the Corporations that made enormous profits from the surplus value their employees generate and then requiring said Corporations to invest annually in pensions matched to Cost-of-Living indexes.

In the US, instead we got 401ks so the poors are required to cheer the stock market and pretend they’re temporarily embarrassed Capitalists, rather than the scornful reality of being wage-slaves.

Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

Republican states have been the real welfare queens all along.

*specifically short-term profits. Executives only care about the next quarter and their own incentives/bonuses. Sure the company is eventually hollowed out and left as a wreck, but by then, the C Suite has moved on to their next host org. Rinse and repeat.

Jean Valjean?

The safe word is “pop tart”