Always have been

Do you clap with your fingers spread?

That’s an oxymoron, if ever there was one!

Yeah, you did

You’re either disingenuous, or dumb

Yeah, I go out and see the natural wonders when I’m there as much as I can

My motto is “Semper Paratis”

I can get by with minimal stuff, but I never travel without my Swiss Army knife

From repairing someone’s radiator while camping in New Zealand to fixing a broken suitcase in Japan, it has proved invaluable many times

I don’t hate 'Muricans (with about a 60% notable exception for those who voted orange, or sat idly by)

But I HATE 'Murica

It has always been a shitty, cruel, vulgar place

I expect absolutely nothing to happen

Most of us in the civilised world know that there are good people among you

But you have a lot of stupid, hateful arseholes…

Gotcha

There are some amazing restaurants in Australia

I’ve had meals here in unassuming places that shit all over wanky Michelin starred spots in New York

You seem ignorant, and yet, somehow proud of it

You’re thinking of Soylent Green

Why do you think it’s fake?

He wants to undermine it all, so that he can avoid investigations into the countless crimes of far greater magnitude that he has been committing

Their money comes from 'Murican backers…

I’m a Luddite who discovered this shit inadvertently, and still doesn’t actually understand how any of it works

But you’re correct in that I’m pushing 50

Why do you think it’s Australia doing this?

You’re wrong, but I’m curious as to where you came up with this crap

You are in no position to be criticising anyone’s mental abilities

Oh, just fuck off