Hence why I have never owned and never will own an apple product. Google used to have the company of motto of Don’t Be Evil. Everyone should have jumped ship when they deliverately removed that from the record.

Not gonna lie, I cackled so loudly in my work bathroom upon reading this that I had to explain myself afterwards

Not gonna lie, ever since I lost my mind for a week in 2008 I’ve been having a pretty great time. I’m one of the only people I know.