DudeImMacGyver

scrambles their password

“Rules is rules, reset your password if you want to work here. You can run if you want but it’ll be to the fucking unemployment line.”

What rhymes with beans?

Deans.

These assholes wouldn’t know communism if it walked right up and seized their means of production. Taking care of your own people just means you’re doing a good job as a government.

Speak for yourself, I don’t think communism is inherently good like beans or boobs.

They can use TWO KINDS of genitalia? Multiclassing is crazy!

What a stupid piece of shit…

It appears to be dedicated to a deity known as CT3D.xyz

Fuck Nestle and Putin

Dude should get himself one of those Hurry Canes. I’m definitely getting a folding one when I get too old or injured to walk.

It’ll match my folding bike!

Too far, but you can just flip the toaster if you’re already at that point.

*Beetus Juice

Just levitate it out with psychokinetic energy, duh.

Tim, you ho.

Blast Hardcheese?

By the Herman Cain Award?

Roberto? Run kid! He’s lookin stabby!

I know he is a controversial figure in some circles, but let’s give credit where credit is due: He hasn’t said anything racist all year!

“Trans rights are human rights.”

-Charlie Kirk

Damn, that’s one I haven’t seen in like 30 years…

Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.