I have 1 point.

I never owned an encyclopedia.

If I had the money then I definitely would have owned one.

I know. And he’s not a good hire for the merit based government either.

Do they know what that means?

Are you Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati?

He did everything better drunk.

The Government that hires by merit. :\

Sure, but all of his sycophants believed him.

That’s the problem.

They believe whatever he says.

Did her dog have a choice of getting killed by her?

That is great.

Yep. If I have the ability to run a cable I do.

Holy crap.

I’ve never seen that before; and I’m 58.

I love it.

He thinks he’s the epitome of manliness.

I know one of them that stayed in bed for two days after Tucker Carlson got fired. He thought the world was going to end.

The Alpha Male Douchebag is what he is pushing.

This would be a decent meme template.

Fry, is that you?

Very surprised Pikachu face.

Pope

The worst thing is he is going to start comparing himself to the pope.

Mark Kelly as VP would help even more.

Hell yes.

Actually not a shitpost.

If you work at a nursery and people are coming in and telling you they had “this” or “that” tomato plant last year, and they can’t remember what it it there is nothing wrong with that sign. If they can’t remember what they planted the year before that is their problem.

Surprised pikachu face