Yea so fun story, the FBI was kidding, no one was looking for you

Look, I’m just excited for all the jobs the void is going to bring

Not even close but ok, keep apologizing for Nazis there buddy

The good ole southern strategy, basically some politicians decided to appeal to racist cockwhombles in the south to get votes, which flooded the GOP with former southern democrats, which made the original GOP politicians to switch parties.

Basically the parties did one giant flip and ended up in the same place with different names.

Sir, this is a shitpost community.

~though i agree with you 1000%~

Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this

What is it with “chosen people” religions literally choosing the shitiest places on earth to be their “new Eden”

It’s either, desert,desert, armpit of America, etc. like, has anyone looked at like Hawaii or Cabo and went, “damn this place is nice, this is almost like it could be the garden of Eden!” No they are like. “Look! Sand and bugs! Must be heaven!”

Good

Both we’ve been doing it since the first time this fucker somehow got elected

And it’s pretty bigoted to call him a flamer, jeez some freaking people, amiright?

After a long day of destabilizing Governments, I like to sit back and study the social interactions of Shitposters. it’s a hobby that really lets me unwind after waterboarding someone. Ya know? A bots gotta have hobbies

What you are seeing here is a deeply ingrained desire to see boobies by a sub-species of Homo sapiens who communicate entirely in memes and shit posts.

The sub-species Homo Shitposterous often communicates its base desires for things like Breasts, Beans, and Bikini Bottom Characters (commonly known as “the 3 B’s” in academic circles,) using a simple, yet intricate system of toilet humor and images found on the internet.

This species is not to be confused with Homo AISlopofucks which I think we all agree can just fuck right off out of this sub

Inside of you there are 14 werewolves…

you dirty dirty slut you

I’m have this https://www.sainsmart.com/products/cubiko.

But it’s very been eyeing some bigger machines

I started 3D printing…. Now I have 6 printers, a cnc and a laser engraver that also does cmyk printing

See, in the ye olden days, people did not have the ability to get a dopamine hit by opening up their pocket demon. They had to make up activities with what they had around them.

This was before climate change had really got going. So back then they these things called “Apple Trees” and on those one could find “Apples.” Back in the before times they also had “water” which was like Brawndo (It’s what plants crave!) and for entertainment they would take this “water” and these “apples” and they would try to catch them like Pokemon using only their teeth! And that would give them a small dopamine hit and also signal their willingness to breed to other members of the species.

I too also owned a Mini Cooper S

Oh it’s specifically against the law, but that apparently doesn’t matter when the party in charge has no fucking morals

So working as intended