I bought a fairly cheap house and paid it off as fast as I could.

Could I have made more by investing that money instead of shoving it into a mortgage? Maybe.

But you can’t live in an investment account. When the markets take a shit, you don’t lose a room from your house. And when it’s paid off, your outgoings are basically food, electricity and internet.

“Is it really a crime if you’re damaging your own property?”

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No, but there was that fuss last year at the Olympics because some of the boxers looked manly. They weren’t even trans, incidentally, not that that little fact ever made the headlines or the Facebook groups.

Plus it just means “homeowner” in way too many cities.

I can’t really think of a country more reliant on air travel than the US. They should all just stop turning up for work.

The janitor is nice though.

I’ve played Wolfenstein The New Order. Probably Nazis.

Cool. We’ll swap him for that cunt that ran over a cyclist and then fled back to the US.

Be like Zammo. Just say no.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

RFK is in danger of dropping below it as it is.

I think their heads just naturally expand as they get further right.

It’s nature’s way of saying “snipe me”.

You mean the nobody has any fucking money except the super rich crisis?

Yeah, but you often find the people who need the help are least inclined to vote for it.

I remember a story from a few years ago, some article about poverty. A disabled guy from Liverpool, unable to work, his 12 year old daughter was having to collect from the food bank for him, no heating. “I voted for the Conservatives, I just think they’re best for the country”, he said, presumably while applying his clown make-up.

Even as a kid, my record was 5 wanks in a day.

That’s not true. You can use Netflix without PSPlus. You can even play Fortnite (and a few others, mostly the online only games) without it.

You’re right, they don’t.

The other two cheese platters are out of shot.

The US hasn’t been “expected” to be the world police.

It has done it purely for its own ends, just as Russia and China do.