Unfortunately all the wanna-be Pol Pots out there also consider themselves to be leftists.

But not enough.

77 million people still voted this orange shit-stain into office again. They saw what he’d done before. They saw an attempted coup. They heard all the Nazi-era rhetoric. And they thought “that’s the man for us”.

But if I don’t have my boot on somebody else’s face, how am I supposed to accept the boot on my face?

Checkmate, communists!

If you haven’t been described as a radical leftist by now, you need to rethink a few things in your life.

Whether you want them or not.

Given the current Syrian president’s birthplace and former profession, it does make you wonder if Donald even knows where he is, let alone who he’s talking to.

A real “But Black Dynamite…” moment. Not sure how the Syrian president even managed to keep a straight face.

Yeah, no shit.

That we didn’t sanction Russia on the spot is mind-boggling.

Form an orderly queue, girls.

Yet still not as creepy as the guy in that Mark Wahlberg film with the Romeo and Juliet law printed on a laminated card that he keeps with him at all times…

What has the United States of North Mexico done now?

Oh it’s beans. I thought it was Wotsits.

That’s because whenever you put them in the car, they’re going to the cattery or the vet.

They’re not like dogs where they might go to the park.

Nothing good comes from car rides for cats.

At school we had a thing where if your ring finger was longer than your index finger then it meant you were a bummer. Never mind the fact that you can change that with slight angling of the hand.

This is what those kids are doing now.

The New King Trump I edition will.

I realised this when I took money out of a cash machine in Tenerife.

It shows you an exchange rate and a prompt to accept. If you press yes, you get scammed with a crap rate. It’s not really clear that if you press no you still get money but at your bank exchange rate which is almost certainly better than a scummy airport ATM.

I guess it’s nice that you get scammed right out of the gate, because at least it puts you on guard for the rest of your holiday. Fuck that whole island tbh.

Whaaaaat? This isn’t what Jesus would have wanted!

Greed 4:19 “You get your own fish and loaves. I paid for this. I can throw it on the floor if I want. Suck it up libtards!”

Here’s what I don’t get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

Why the terrible photoshop?

You’ve got a product. You make it. It’s cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

And surely somebody who works for you isn’t a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

Man, fuck all those guys for doing their job to a sufficient quality and quantity to not get fired, eh?

I remember Antonio Banderas (and indeed most of Europe) being bemused when a US interviewer called him a “person of colour”.

I watched that last Captain America one, and at one point my wife just went “Why are they in a car? Both of these men can fly!”

I knew it was going to be shit because Harrison Ford looked bored. Always a good barometer for any movie he’s been in the last 20 years or so. He just can’t hide it any more.

I don’t know why they put tariffs on movies though.

Surely movies are the one thing Americans export more of than they import.

So they tariff them, we tariff theirs in response… American influence wanes around the globe.

I mean, I’m not complaining, half of Hollywood seems to be using shitty AI to write dogshit scripts. It just makes no fucking sense.