The Pope has never been to Epstein Island as far as I’m aware, so he’s already harder on crime than certain people we could mention.

I’m still trying to work out if this one’s a late April Fool…

Imagine working for the man. You just hear crazy shit day in, day out, and have to quickly adapt and run with it, otherwise he’ll find another mug who will.

I think it’s mostly going to be useful for boilerplate generation, and effectiveness is going to vary wildly based on what language you’re using. JS or Python? It’ll probably do OK. Plenty of open source for it to “learn” from. Delphi? Forget it.

Brief experimentation showed it liked to bullshit if it was wrong, rather than fix things.

I can’t think of anyone more unpopular than Vance.

I mean Trump’s a massive cunt, but at least his own side like him.

Vance hasn’t even got that…

What’s with the Jimmy Savile paedo look? That’s got to be on purpose, right? Has he just watched 28 Years Later and not realised where it’s from?

If they think that will stop bombs, they’re very much mistaken.

Although I suspect the Iranian regime know that all too well, and that this will solidify people against the invaders. It’s hard to side with people who’ve just turned your family into mince.

Geo-cache drug dealing. What a world.

Yeah, but then you’ve got Doctor Who to balance it out.

Of all the places that give a shit about oil spills, I don’t think the Middle East is one of them.

I dunno, there’s been some pretty fucking bad genocides about the place over the years, as well as shit like Stalin and Mao.

When it comes to killing other countries people, they might be.

I tried to get 28 Days Later when it came out and ended up watching a movie about Sandra Bullock in rehab.

I dunno, but he’s seen some shit.

You missed Jason Statham’s Shelter, starring Jason Statham.

It’s completely fucking shit, feels like it was written by AI, and feels like it was acted by one as well.

A10 goes BRRRRRRRRR.

Sand, brown people, oil… What’s the difference between friends?

I went to school with a lad called Richard Dick.

We (the UK) don’t need oil from the Strait of Hormuz. Most of that goes to Asian countries.

They’re far more likely just to pay Iran a nominal amount to keep it flowing.

The UK actually imports more from the US than anywhere else. We should stop propping up tinpot regimes, and buy from local friendly countries, or better still, just use a lot less of it.

Spoiler: It’s going to be pretty much the same as the $2 sauce.

Enough of that, it’s nearly time for the Two Minutes Hate!

He really is still salty Scotland built some and spoiled the view off his golf course.