Are the trans kids hot? What school do they go to?

Impeaching Trump is just another Tuesday now. No meaning.

I would watch this movie

Had that zit on his neck not popped at the worst possible time

OMG is this accurate.

I have quit all of my vices, from meth to cigarettes, and finally did away with weed.

Now I like who I am without weed - less anxiety, more in control, more ambitious, etc.

But I like being high almost more than that.

So I guess I’m going to buy a bag of weed once a month or something, get the best of both worlds? Or the worst IDK

Half the people I know, plus several books I’ve read lately, think that a small nuclear incident is required to get us back on track. We need to see devastation and horror to appreciate peace. Well, shit. Am I rooting for it? Kind of.

I’m just too tired and busy. I had 4 tabs of acid in my psychedelic cupboard. Someone gave me more, now I have 7. One of these years I’ll get away and trip my balls off in a forest, but it’s not this year.

Astonishing how often I see someone start swatting at a paper wasp when it gets curious.

The fuck? It’s like a dog smelling you, but that dog has a stinger. You don’t swat at the fucking thing. You chill out and act real casual. Maybe pretend you didn’t even notice it. What wasp? I didn’t see any wasps. Now check my back so we can get our asses inside.

Yay came here for this. I was all excited to start a couple of beehives in my back yard. Then I discovered their lineage and what they’re doing to the native bees. Instead I realized I am hosting tons of huge ass bumblebees in my yard, and I’ll just let them be(e). Maybe get some of those bee houses for solitary bees instead.

He’s planning a speedrun of war crimes, see if he can set a record for multitude and variety at the same time

Consensual internal decapitation is such a transgressive turnon

Anyone else find it weird when there’s a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he’s obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you’re a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

Huh “submarine” rhymes with “guillotine” I just noticed

You joke but it’ll be a real TruthSocial post within the next week. “We WON the war! Now we’ll be rich!” as gas goes a dime higher

If you ever see a free election again, tell it I said hello.

I drove through the Midwest last week and was SHOCKED to see no other political bumper stickers in 1200 miles, and only a couple of billboards, mostly for abortion. It’s gone quiet, but not in a “I bet people are getting along better now” kind of quiet.

That RAM isn’t a dangerous weapon like a uterus

Their score went up 4 points, and they’re almost even rated now with their disapproval rating. So yeah they are doing great PR.

The vice president?

The giveaways are already in motion, the rich aren’t going to let themselves be taxed again, and you can see in realtime how they’re trying to make locations compete for the privilege of hosting them, with the smallest tax rates for ultra rich… no one is going to pay for a New New Deal, all the blood’s been wrung out of the middle class, and the rich are untouchable.

But I do like your optimism