Does it come with an official looking certificate?

We can call it the Department Of Grifting Everyone

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Did Iran even say thank you?

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

Indeed, Putin is quite selflessly thinking of the Ukrainian people. That’s why he keeps killing them and destroying their heat and energy infrastructure in winter.

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

Sounds like a you problem, leave the rest of us the fuck alone please.

It’s got what nonnas crave.

Never forget the treason for the season.

That’s some low self esteem shit, I hope you get better.

What? The CCP has been extremely consistent in its position that use of force is absolutely on the table.

EDIT: Fuck it’s .ml … got me again